Oh, I don’t know: I bet Calvin would get something like that! It would have to be Hobbes to actually write the letter ’cause Santa is only a fictional character.
Batman doesn’t smell: he has permanent anosmia, a fairly rare condition sometimes caused by a violent impact to the head, resulting in the severing of the olfactory nerve. He shares anosmia with Ben of Ben & Jerry’s fame and me.
ME TOO!