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As you may know, Fields only use Godfrey Daniels because it was as close as the censors would let him get to G*d D*mn.
As a famous Dickens character said, “You keep Christmas in your way and let me keep it in mine.”
It’s possible to use the Greek letter tau to spell it. τurd.
My dog won’t be satisfied till he removes every shred of stuffing from a toy. Polyester all over the floor.
Santa didn’t get a belly “that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly” by eating celery sticks.
It is the shortest day (least daylight) but the earliest sunset was in the first week of December. The latest sunrise is in the first week of January.
He did if he was making Egg Drop Soup (the wrong way).
More like OI. (Obsolete Intelligence)
No doubt Santa’s sleigh is equipped with LED lights, radar, altimeter, satellite radio, etc. (No backup camera needed.)
Who’s been a naughty dog, then?
As you may know, Fields only use Godfrey Daniels because it was as close as the censors would let him get to G*d D*mn.