Recent Comments

1. 27 days ago on Brevity

   If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

2. about 2 months ago on Loose Parts

   “George, where is Ursula?”“Who?”“Your wife, Ursula?”“Oh, him.”“No, no, George; Ursula, your mate.”“Oh, you mean soft fellow… doesn’t shave?”

3. about 2 months ago on Brevity

   Look behind you.

4. about 2 months ago on Mike du Jour

   I’m reminded of a Gahan Wilson cartoon presenting a stereotypical, American tourist couple, negotiating the purchase of a severed hand wearing a golden ring set with a large ruby in a box furtively held open by a fellow of disreputable appearance, who appeared from a dimly lighted alleyway in some Middle Eastern setting. The husband drolly asks, “How much for just the ring?”

5. 3 months ago on Doonesbury

   Everybody seems to have forgotten how Reagan “went up in his lines” during his “Shining city on a hill” monologue during the last debate in his 1984 reelection campaign, and rambled-on aimlessly until time ran out. Hardly what would be called articulate.

6. 3 months ago on Off the Mark

   If she’d have been drinking coffee at the time, it would have come out of her nose!

7. 4 months ago on Off the Mark

   I had to ask the waitress at Perkins for assurance that the “Krispy Tots” weren’t made from actual little children.

8. 4 months ago on Speed Bump

   North America’s only marsupial.

9. 4 months ago on Cornered

   Why don’t you try to stop him and ask?

10. 4 months ago on Loose Parts

    And our basic “Ignore You” rate will be increase to $2.00 effective immediately.