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  1. about 1 year ago on Betty

    That’s not an uzi. Looks more like a vz-61, except those use curved magazines.

  2. about 1 year ago on The Martian Confederacy

    A real life astronaut said, “Unconscious in 30 seconds, dead in 90”. Given that this is a comic strip in which time can be subjective, it’s possible to save him. Though why anyone would is the part I have a problem with. It’s like having Darth Vader as a father, except he never had a good side so there’s no Anakin Skywalker in there.

  3. about 1 year ago on Rip Haywire

    Honestly, the microwaveable boneless rib sandwich I can get at the Holiday gas station is better than the McRib. Which is funny, because there’s literally a McDonald’s right next to the Holiday.

  4. about 1 year ago on Rip Haywire

    Why can’t pancakes and waffles just get along?

  5. about 1 year ago on Rip Haywire

    There are still Krispy Kremes?

  6. about 1 year ago on Rip Haywire

    …“Repo”?

  7. about 1 year ago on Rip Haywire

    I think I’d be happiest with a middle ground.

  8. about 1 year ago on Rip Haywire

    Suppose it’s too much to ask for a friendly python? Friendly to the good guys, I mean.

  9. about 1 year ago on Rip Haywire

    As an autistic person, I kind of needed the “sarcasm” clarification.

  10. about 1 year ago on Rip Haywire

    I’ve only ever tried the crusts in ranch, and Papa John’s garlic butter still has ranch beat.