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1. 1 day ago on Wizard of Id

   The wizard is married. Occam’s Razor at work.

2. 4 days ago on Wizard of Id Classics

   The fink is orange. Did Mexico pay for that gate?

3. 7 days ago on La Cucaracha

   I see what you did there.

4. 8 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   But maybe you could give in to an English teacher.

5. 8 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   No, but only because the Muskrat isn’t president.

   Heck, as a South African he can’t even be dog catcher in America.

6. 8 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Wow, thank you! I just realized that that other Harry Potter wizarding school’s name is derived from Sturm und Drang! What an idiot I’ve been all these years.

7. 8 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   They also circumsize Jewish and Muslim newborn boys. Are you anti-semitic?

8. 8 days ago on Wizard of Id

   What’s your point? You see, I don’t watch Fock Snooze.

9. 9 days ago on Wizard of Id

   Leave off the orange-ade. Of course, women have the right to decide what happens with their bodies, including the fate of an unborn conceived of stupidity – often not hers, but a rapists. OTOH, murder is cutting off funds for school lunches in poor neighborhoods where said lunch is often the only square meal a kid gets on a day. Should I go on? Nah, I probably lost you already at orange-ade.

10. 9 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    Let Schrödinger answer that one.