Working for USPS. Old postal workers never die, they just get returned to Sender.
Judging from that heart he must be the seal of approval.
Count your blessings, Fred. You live in a warm house, you sleep in front of the fireplace, you are spoiled by a couple who dote on you, and you get sausages (almost) any time you want. How many other dogs are as lucky as you?
That ice cream treat is taller than she is! Can start eating it from the top down, or the bottom up?
Earl knows there’s nothing better than fresh plop.
Those kids will be repeating that new word forever and ever.
And remember, folks, to have your boss spayed or neutered, and control the boss population.
He’s giving him the big picture.
A spoonerism for ‘fortune teller’ is ‘torture felon’.
And the art school isn’t paying him his dole.
I trust she will bring all those cans back to the store for the deposit.
Judging from that heart he must be the seal of approval.