Aye! Though, one must take into account the fact that she is a downscaled equine, since Phoebe’s height is up to her back, rather than just below her spine.
As someone who often has bad hair days, I can relate to the latter part of this altercation heavily. (Oh, yeah, and I suppose the rest of it, since I worked retail for three years and three quarters.)
I remember my driving test! It was late September in 2022, and despite a couple mistakes, I passed the test. My parents treated me out to a local bar and grill, I bought myself the LEGO Jeep Wrangler set, and we set off for home. It’s still all built together on my shelf, but it’s collecting a lot of dust.
For six years has the mystery of how Marigold ate that bowl of wax apples gone unsolved. She must’ve been very hungry, wanted to rid her mouth of a bad taste, or something.
Phoebe’s assumption that unicorns poked each other’s hindquarters is reasonable. Think about it:
Poking a side would risk breaking one of the stomach’s walls. The neck is used for breathing and swallowing food, and also contains the medulla, which would instantly kill someone if broken. The head contains all five senses, and damage to anything could result in lasting pain or fatality.
The hindquarters are the best candidate for the Pointy Express. Sure, the given unicorn might not be able to sit down for a while, and there’s the possibility of puncturing a vein, or…
The Pointy Express was cancelled for a good reason.
Yep, yep! Ya gotta discipline ‘em young, or they’ll “discipline” you.