Why does he have to work late into the night? Why isn’t he just working now, instead of sitting around drinking coffee, as usual? Stupid, and not even remotely funny.
The Shaft should have ‘Space For Rent’ on the front of that ratty old corn seed hat. Just think of the promotional opportunities for companies in his dwindling demo. Pfizer, Depends and Metamucil logos would be a natural fit. Locally, Bedsore Manor or the funeral parlor could sponsor his idiocy. Think outside the box, Batty!
“Rusty, a special request!”“Yes, Massonne, what is it?”“I want you to mess up the panel change… so nobody will notice my shirt goes from blue to pink before the end of this sentence!”
Why does he have to work late into the night? Why isn’t he just working now, instead of sitting around drinking coffee, as usual? Stupid, and not even remotely funny.