Congratulations lady, you have a new cornucopia now. I suppose you will have an affluence of something else than fruit though. Bring larger bags for the next walk…
The best euphemism I have heard for this is “strategic incompetence” but to pull that off you can not be an imbecile. Played right though you can get someone else to do your work for you.
Hmm, if she lets her dogs lick her face like that I would imagine that kissing her could come uncomfortably close to kissing her dogs. Considering that some dogs do utterly filthy things with their mouths and the prospect of other fish in the sea.
An excellent example of the importance of what you allow your pets to train you to do.
I lived with a cat a while and when it woke me up I never fed it as the first thing but as the last thing I did before leaving for work. If the cat let me wake up by myself, or the bell, it would get food sooner. He learned quite quickly not to wake me up.
I see a lot of kids getting that upper hand in leading their families and I’m very astounded that the parents allow it to happen.
Relax, he just came to take your hopes and dreams.