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1. 3 days ago on Luann

   GM: “There is a million bucks in the house next door!”Um there is no house next door.GM: “then we must build one!”Marxist humor, specifically Groucho Marx

2. 8 days ago on Luann

   Like Ninja High School “when are we gonna GRADUATE?!”

3. 8 days ago on Luann

   Edam well betta!

4. 8 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   This will sound nuts, but I had some cats that ignored catnip/silvervinebut would go nuts for celery leaves. Thats how I misidentified one shelter catthat replaced my Wanderer Julie (turned out not to be her). Caution: if you like the Cajun Trinity of celery/bellpepper/onion, cat will always be under your feet and trying to get on the counters.(But it won’t be trying to get outside with all the aromas)BTW, are Elvis/Goldie/Puck trying to hold their noses?Ive only seen cats do the Hand Without A Face when trying to sleep

5. 8 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Re catnip plants: I had a cranky racist neighbor that hated cats (says it all?)who used to rant at me about all the cats pooping in her flowers (uh deer squirrels skunks turkeys strays?) so I kept telling them to plant catnip becausethe cats won’t poop in that spot anymore. Not based on any vet knowledge(though I did intern with a vet for a merit badge…)but simple observation and common sense: animals dont poop where they eat.Oh if only our politicians had the brains of a cat…Wait that’s actually kinda scary

6. 8 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Let the fur goblin adopt YOU. Not to rank my cats (many of whom were able toget pretty rank themselves all on their own [dirt glorious dirt!]but the best cat ever was Gizmo who came up to me at the Friends of Fairmontanimal shelter, leaped onto the desk before me (bad legs, I needed to sit)curled around my shoulders and fell asleep w rumbly purrs.What a great cat! Got me through my brain tumor and recovery/disabilityand I still miss him terribly after 5 years. I found that cats are 100% CATunlike humans that will discard you if you are “broken”, to a cat even thingsthat are broken can be fun to bat around and play with.

7. 9 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   FWIW, my mom used to sew as a hobby. When she got older and developedAlzheimers she used to store her spare cash in the bottom of the sewing cabinet (where the machine recess into on a 1950’s Singer).If you have older parents and need to clean out their house when theystart losing memory/mobility, look there if they’ve forgotten, you may findquite a bit of “rainy day” funds to fix up the house.

8. 20 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   “All your cat are belong to us”

9. 29 days ago on Luann

   I predict Bets gets injured or slipped a roofie by the inebriateswhich lets Tiffany come to her rescue and add some depth tothe characters who are rather 1 dimensional in a 2D medium.Like Robotman (1980’s) it may be time to spin the strip into a more interesting character (flawed) development series.Delta never got the arcs she deserved, Gunther did, Bets lingers onthe edge of becoming more complex. Tiffany has been a 1-note jokebut may have as much depth as fellow blondie Rutger Hauer.

10. 29 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    I am from the “Tis but a scratch” generation but even I go to Urgent Care.Last time they plopped me into a wheelchair (hey I can walk!)and after consults they wheeled me to ER Cardiology for angio and 2 new stents. So if you’ve had any kind of heart/lung issues, dont delay.They may not have Breaking Cat News in the afterlife, or Our Nine Lives