You can still get glass lenses, they’re just considerably harder to find than they used to be, and are more expensive than plastic. Might have to hunt around to find a vendor/lab that offers them.
As the late London Philharmonic/Royal Philharmonic conductor Sir Thomas Beecham famously said to a female cellist whose playing he found to be lacking, “Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!”
Taking a cue from the mythical banter between Arnold Palmer and Johnny Carson, Beth kisses Gil’s balls for good luck on the back nine, which promptly causes his putter to flutter.
Old strip: “Leave It to Beaver”
New strip: “Leaving for Beaver”