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1. 11 months ago on Crabgrass

   My youngest foster brother was the Well Actually Kid in our bunch. He even SOUNDS like all of those stereotypical know-it-all nerds in movies and TV shows. He hated it when we pointed it out the first time. Didn’t stop him from doing it though.

2. 12 months ago on Crabgrass

   That joke needs so many cliffnotes I thought I was back in high school.

3. 12 months ago on Crabgrass

   Remember that the next time your kid comes up to you and say, “Daddy/Mommy, what’s a bukkakke?”

4. 12 months ago on Crabgrass

   “Get back on your shelf, you creepy voyeur!”

5. 12 months ago on Crabgrass

   Sooooo…is this going on Miles’ permanent records or Kevin’s?

6. 12 months ago on Crabgrass

   The biggest irony here is Miles was the one who wants to be a comedian but Kevin is hilarious without even trying to be.

7. 12 months ago on Crabgrass

   “Your parents had dreams before they had you. And when they had you, that’s all they were: dreams. They had a life before they had you! And you, heh, ruined their lives!” – Christopher Titus, Born With A Defect

8. 12 months ago on Crabgrass

   I think Mr. Crittendon is my new favorite teacher too.

9. 12 months ago on Crabgrass

   In my foster home, Thanksgiving was less about the pilgrims and more about what we are thankful for that particular year. I think that’s the thing about Thanksgiving: it could be about so much more than its bloody origins. Hell, it might even inspire good in folks like it did with my foster family!

10. almost 1 year ago on Crabgrass

    “Oh no, he’s gone feral! Honey! Bring the water spray!”