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1. about 1 year ago on Crabgrass

   My youngest foster brother was the Well Actually Kid in our bunch. He even SOUNDS like all of those stereotypical know-it-all nerds in movies and TV shows. He hated it when we pointed it out the first time. Didn’t stop him from doing it though.

2. about 1 year ago on Crabgrass

   That joke needs so many cliffnotes I thought I was back in high school.

3. about 1 year ago on Crabgrass

   Remember that the next time your kid comes up to you and say, “Daddy/Mommy, what’s a bukkakke?”

4. about 1 year ago on Crabgrass

   “Get back on your shelf, you creepy voyeur!”

5. about 1 year ago on Crabgrass

   Sooooo…is this going on Miles’ permanent records or Kevin’s?

6. about 1 year ago on Crabgrass

   The biggest irony here is Miles was the one who wants to be a comedian but Kevin is hilarious without even trying to be.

7. about 1 year ago on Crabgrass

   “Your parents had dreams before they had you. And when they had you, that’s all they were: dreams. They had a life before they had you! And you, heh, ruined their lives!” – Christopher Titus, Born With A Defect

8. about 1 year ago on Crabgrass

   I think Mr. Crittendon is my new favorite teacher too.

9. about 1 year ago on Crabgrass

   In my foster home, Thanksgiving was less about the pilgrims and more about what we are thankful for that particular year. I think that’s the thing about Thanksgiving: it could be about so much more than its bloody origins. Hell, it might even inspire good in folks like it did with my foster family!

10. over 1 year ago on Crabgrass

    “Oh no, he’s gone feral! Honey! Bring the water spray!”