Reminds me of a Churchill quote. A woman with whom he was speaking rudely quipped, “If you were my husband, I’d poison your coffee.” To which Churchill replied, “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
I personally would prefer dull Luann over all of the other characters all year long. There are plenty of other comics out there if you don’t like Luann.
I wonder if his last name is McCraken.