And if you can answer that question, my son, you will have achieved enlightenment .
Help wanted: Must be good with people.
National Lampoon: “Buy our magazine or we’ll kill this dog.”
Don’t mess with Scythia.
tanstafp: There ain’t no such thing as free pizza.
So its not a conspiracy theory!
I always thought there was something unsanitary about “home-made” or “hand-made” food.
Myers could do the same joke with Napoleon Bonaparte.
Isn’t there a character on “The Orville” who urinates only once a year?
How uncharacteristically cynical of Irwin.
And if you can answer that question, my son, you will have achieved enlightenment .