Just like the three laws of entropy: (1) You can win. (2) You can’t break even. (3) You can’t get out of the game.
No matter how bad the things you are worrying about are, they will only get worse without any sleep.
Someone has been bitten by the Saul Steinberg bug.
At least this mirror keeps its mouth shut.
No wine list?
Grammarly commercials
A real vulture would have waited to see if they dropped dead.
How do you repair a mirror? A broken mirror just has to be replaced. Is Gaylord worried that there is a seven-years-bad-luck clause in the mirror’s licensing agreement.?
That is a lovely fire hydrant. Im sure it has a good heart.
I wish I had a rabbi so I could ask him if this cartoon was anti-semitic.
Just like the three laws of entropy: (1) You can win. (2) You can’t break even. (3) You can’t get out of the game.