Recent Comments

1. 1 day ago on Andy Capp

   Moi, j’parle l’Anglais. Und ein bischen Deutsch (auch/aussi). (And also Ocker Aussie…another beer, mate, please). But not NZ (as they have trouble pronouncing English). Now, as for Brooklynese, where I was a toddler…

2. 2 days ago on Monty

   A boo-meringue is a ghost’s and skeleton’s favourite sweet.

3. 2 days ago on Reality Check

   Rochester’s also?

4. 2 days ago on bacon

   Dark chocolate?

5. 2 days ago on Scary Gary

   Beatrice is wasting water. Also, where are Gary’s canine teeth?

6. 2 days ago on Broom Hilda

   Isn’t Joisey west of Brooklyn? No, much, much further south. You’ve heard of the Southern Ocean?

7. 2 days ago on Scary Gary

   “Pure Old Panther Pi$$—Aged in the Wood.” My Father brought home a bottle of this decades age, but I was not allowed to try it. The label on the bottle showed a panther relieving itself into a bottle.

8. 5 days ago on Big Nate

   I wonder whether they are sitting at a round table, and whether it’s knight time.

9. 5 days ago on bacon

   How do you get chocolate milk shakes, as cows eat grass?

10. 5 days ago on Broom Hilda

    I used to have a Brooklyn accent as a toddler. Then we moved south.