Reminds me of a cartoon I once saw in a magazine: A man is exercising with barbells in his living room. The front door is open for fresh air. His upper body is buff, but his legs are skinny. A mailman walks up to the front door with a large envelope in his hand and says “Good news, Mr. Jones. Your leg exercises have arrived!”
The things I really remember are: Under the front seats: a really nice pair of compact binoculars in a case, a diamond ring and unopened packages of condoms. Under the back seats: all denominations of pocket change and bills. There were probably many other things, but that was 50 years ago and I have forgotten them.
My brother and I used to run a small family salvage yard. The first thing we would do when pulling in a car was look under the seats, especially the back seat. We found all kinds of things.
I was born in 1951. Now weather patterns which have been normal for all of my life are considered abnormal because of “climate change”. The science is bogus.
Am I the only one who thinks that it is really School Picture Guy who wants the cup of coffee?