Recent Comments

1. about 2 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Okay, if Calvin doesn’t know basic addition, that’s kinda more on the teacher at this point.

2. 4 months ago on Pooch Cafe

   His skin wasn’t gold, he lost his dingaling in an “unfortunate shmeelting accident.” His skin was also very dry and peeling.

3. 4 months ago on Pooch Cafe

   Indeed. Incredibly offensive. We in the D&D community are open to any member that wishes to join. Especially if they might consider Dungeon Mastering a campaign. By Lolth’s silk gland we are always in need of more Dungeon Masters. As for their looks, add a couple of goths and the single attractive muscular dude that every game shop has and it’d be pretty accurate.

4. 4 months ago on Pooch Cafe

   Now the question is, did Poncho assume they meant the living bones from his body, and realize he could use the living bones of another animal, or did he assume they meant the chewing bones that he owns, and then realize he could steal chewing bones from another dog?

5. 4 months ago on Pooch Cafe

   Incorrect, bootlicker! He’s a good dog! Joining together in unions enables workers to negotiate for higher wages and benefits and improve conditions in the workplace. Every worker should be in a union! Even Santa’s Reindeer!

6. over 1 year ago on Garfield

   Cats like boxes because it reflects their body heat back at them. Cats like to be cozy.