That red headed guyZonker Harris (September 21, 1971) – Stereotypical hippie and founder of the Walden Commune. During college he was also a football player, briefly Lieutenant Governor of American Samoa, and a professional tanner. After graduation he went to Haiti to study medicine, won $23 million in the lottery, and spent most of it to buy his Uncle Duke out of zombie slavery, and the remainder to become an ennobled British lord. Also works occasionally as a nanny. After his campaign to enable public access to some of California’s beaches, a beach access road in Malibu was named in his honor. Fired from McFriendly’s restaurant because of drug use, tardiness and a number of other reasons just as he was about to lead strikers during the Minimum Wage Protests, he began a legal marijuana venture with his nephew Zipper in Colorado, where they are mistaken for “that nice gay couple”.
From the Doonesbury wikiBarbara Ann “Boopsie” Boopstein (September 15, 1971, as “Boopsie”) – Cheerleader turned actress, model, New Age channeler, and generic starlet. She is married to B.D.; they have a daughter named Sam. Was acting coach for the Walden football team while B.D. was deployed in the Gulf. She claims to have been reincarnated many times. Used to channel the ancient warrior Hunk-Ra, who still appears sporadically.
At least they’re both seat belted in.