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1. about 13 hours ago on B.C.

   Santa only had one reindeer back then.

2. 5 days ago on Frank and Ernest

   I say please go.

3. 5 days ago on Wizard of Id

   Roll, roll, roll your joint, twist the the ends real neat. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream.

   Sung by Mandingo.

4. 8 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Dana should have sent a cat. Perhaps two cats. One male, and one female.

5. 8 days ago on The Born Loser

   I say lets put mirrors in Earth orbit. Sunup would be at 5;30 AM. Nighttime would be at 7;00 PM. Then we wouldn’t need DST, or standard time.

6. 8 days ago on The Born Loser

   I say lets put mirrors in Earth orbit. Sunup would be at 5;30 AM. Nighttime would be at 7;00 PM. Then we wouldn’t DST, or standard time.

7. 8 days ago on Bloom County

   Two bits is 25 cents. Four bits is 50 cents.

8. 13 days ago on The Lockhorns

   Cows, and goats provide milk, sheep provide wool, and chickens lay eggs. Hogs provide neither. Just meat. In a desert, that takes up resources. Especially water.

   But in Europe, and east Asia, you have more resources. It wasn’t just the Jews that didn’t eat pork. It was also the Phoenicians, and other people.

9. 15 days ago on The Born Loser

   For the summer, how about a 3 week long story. Brutus buys a lottery ticket, and wins $5,000.00. He decides to use the money to go to Disney World. Well, Hurricane Hattie’s parents are going away, and ask Brutus if they can take Hurricane along. They give him the money, to take Hurricane with them.

   Their first stop is at the diner that Brutus eats at every day. Then they are off to Florida. And along the way, they have many adventures. On the way Brutus almost gets in a wreck. By going the wrong way, on a one way street.

10. 16 days ago on The Born Loser

    These hotdogs were fresh. My second cousin owned the place. I saw him make the hotdogs.

    The gas station is no longer around. Its been closed for about 29 years. My second cousin sold the place, and opened another business.