Recent Comments

1. about 4 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   What he needs is adamantium wheels, or it won’t matter who is trying to pull the wagon.

2. about 4 hours ago on Speed Bump

   The right answer might be Roscoe from Pickles.

3. 1 day ago on Ziggy

   On Futurama, Fry came into a fortune and spent it all on anchovies for his pizza.

4. 1 day ago on Texts From Mittens

   Test his hearing. Go into another room and quietly open a can of tuna.

5. 1 day ago on Loose Parts

   “Holy corny jokes, Batman!”

6. 3 days ago on Peanuts

   Woodstock is Snoopy’s Cosmo Kramer.

7. 3 days ago on Loose Parts

   “By the way, my daughter, Loretta, wants to join the band. She’s a good singer, really!”

8. 3 days ago on Broom Hilda

   “Message for you, sir.” (Monty Python)

9. 3 days ago on Baldo

   It was one of the kids from Crabgrass.

10. 4 days ago on Rubes

    “You might audition for Chick Fil A. No jumping – just stand there holding a sign.”