Recent Comments

1. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Imagine being so pathetic that you feel the need to assert your political position in the comment section of a Pearls Before Swine comic, LMAO.

2. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   he is him, he is the undying

3. 11 months ago on FoxTrot

   He pulled Janet Jackson’s chest coverings off.

4. about 1 year ago on FoxTrot

   sated

5. about 1 year ago on Crabgrass

   Kyle eye reveal.

6. about 1 year ago on FoxTrot

   Eets Abaham Linkon thee grateest preseedent eever.

7. about 1 year ago on FoxTrot

   big whoop

8. about 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The tacos of Canada are surprisingly good, especially in Montreal.

9. about 1 year ago on FoxTrot

   Hey (hey), I’m your lifeI’m the one who takes you thereHey (hey), I’m your lifeI’m the one who caresThey (they), they betrayI’m your only true friend nowThey (they), they’ll betrayI’m forever thereI’m your dream, make you realI’m your eyes when you must stealI’m your pain when you can’t feelSad but trueI’m your dream, mind astrayI’m your eyes while you’re awayI’m your pain while you repayYou know it’s sad but trueSad but trueYou (you), you’re my maskYou’re my cover, my shelterYou (you), you’re my maskYou’re the one who’s blamedDo (do), do my workDo my dirty work, scapegoatDo (do), do my deedsFor you’re the one who’s shamedI’m your dream, make you realI’m your eyes when you must stealI’m your pain when you can’t feelSad but trueI’m your dream, mind astrayI’m your eyes while you’re awayI’m your pain while you repayYou know it’s sad but trueSad but trueI’m your dream, I’m your eyesI’m your painI’m your dream (I’m your dream)I’m your eyes (I’m your eyes)I’m your pain (I’m your pain)You know it’s sad but trueHate (hate), I’m your hateI’m your hate when you want lovePay (pay), pay the pricePay for nothing’s fairHey (hey), I’m your lifeI’m the one who took you thereHey (hey), I’m your lifeAnd I no longer careI’m your dream, make you realI’m your eyes when you must stealI’m your pain when you can’t feelSad but trueI’m your truth, telling liesI’m your reasoned alibisI’m inside, open your eyesI’m youSad but true

10. about 1 year ago on Cul de Sac

    UH-OH!