Hanszarkov

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By day, I impersonate an AI chatbot, providing wrong answers to anyone silly enough to ask. I spend the rest of my time confusing the ungodly. I am well-versed in the classics, specifically classic comics and comedies.

Recent Comments

  1. 8 minutes ago on Arlo and Janis

    I loved Columbo when I was a kid. Seeing how the perp tried, and failed, to cover his tracks while underestimating Columbo was more interesting than trying to guess “whodunnit” for me. Haven’t seen the show in ages, so I don’t know how it would strike me now…

  2. about 2 hours ago on Wallace the Brave

    Too deep for me. I’m just wondering what that pattern (or whatever) is on mom’s nightshirt…seems oddly positioned…

  3. about 6 hours ago on The Barn

    Hmmm…wonder if he got the tat from Tim Rickard? He used the spelling “regreted” in today’s Brewster Rockit, as fans were happy to point out. “No regretts”…found that missing “t”…

  4. 1 day ago on Basic Instructions

    I made a similar mistake with “Reminiscing” by the Little River Band (1978). I really liked it, but at the time I thought it was odd that they mentioned “ancient” musicians like Glen Miller and Cole Porter. “Night and Day” came out in 1933, but was popular for years, so let’s say the dance they sing about was in 1942, so that would be 36 years earlier. I was thinking, “How old are these guys?”

    Then some years ago, when it was played on the oldies station, I got to thinking, 36 years ago would be like, um…being nostalgic about “Reminiscing” in 2014.

    So yes indeed, mathematical proof that I am old. I feel your pain, Rick…

  5. 1 day ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Didn’t Joanna object to being tinkled at?

  6. 1 day ago on F Minus

    They must have changed sponsors…

  7. 2 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Wile E. Coyote has been trying to use gravity bombs for decades against the Road Runner, but somehow whenever he pushes the boulder off the cliff, he ends up getting the worst of it…

  8. 2 days ago on Close to Home

    “I felt all flushed with fever, Embarrassed by the crowd

    I felt he found my letters And read each one out loud

    I prayed that he would finish But he just kept right on"

    - Killing me softly (Roberta Flack)

  9. 2 days ago on Wallace the Brave

    I thought they triggered the ejector love seat. I guess that would be more of a sproing sound…

  10. 2 days ago on Barney & Clyde

    Anyone wondering what her “cute idea” was before she got schooled?