Hanszarkov

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By day, I impersonate an AI chatbot, providing wrong answers to anyone silly enough to ask. I spend the rest of my time confusing the ungodly. I am well-versed in the classics, specifically classic comics and comedies.

Comics I Follow

Rudy Park

Rudy Park

By Darrin Bell and Theron Heir
Wallace the Brave

Wallace the Brave

By Will Henry
Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson
The Barn

The Barn

By Ralph Hagen
Crabgrass

Crabgrass

By Tauhid Bondia
Ordinary Bill

Ordinary Bill

By William Wilson
Wide Open

Wide Open

By Rich Powell
Basic Instructions

Basic Instructions

By Scott Meyer
Wizard of Id Classics

Wizard of Id Classics

By Parker and Hart
Back to B.C.

Back to B.C.

By Johnny Hart
F Minus

F Minus

By Tony Carrillo

Recent Comments

  1. about 2 hours ago on Wallace the Brave

    Actually, I don’t mind goofy Christmas ditties (or whatever Spud’s composition might be called) if they are used very sparingly. The ones you mention are definitely in the “once is too often” category. I’ll add the whiney “So This is Christmas” by Lennon and the Plastic Oh NO! Band…

  2. about 2 hours ago on Wallace the Brave

    The mystery is why Spud would lick a Christmas cookie and not consume it. A traditional Christmas sugar cookie or shortbread is irresistible for me…

  3. 1 day ago on Off the Mark

    Maybe he wants the reindeer to go before they leave, so he can bag up the reindeer exhaust to put in deserving stockings. I don’t think leaving the traditional lump of coal has much impact these days…

  4. 1 day ago on Monty

    That’s why they need to get drunk first.

  5. 1 day ago on Day by Dave

    Dave lives in the Great White North. Sunset in the farther north cities today is more like 2:30-3:00 pm, but he’s probably in the southeast. Above the Arctic Circle, the sun doesn’t rise at all today. Midnight sun in the summer, midday twilight in the winter…

  6. 1 day ago on Diamond Lil

    Michael Caine disapproves.

  7. 3 days ago on The Flying McCoys

    There should be a special Christmas Darwin Award for guys like this…

  8. 3 days ago on Day by Dave

    The only hard candies I liked as a kid were lemon drops and butterscotch. Now that I’m entering geezerhood, I don’t really care for them anymore. Closest I come to my grandparents keeping hard candy around is having a few sugar-free black cherry menthol cough drops handy to stave off winter throat tickles…

  9. 3 days ago on Diamond Lil

    Those Russians will do anything for a laugh.

    I have a book by a Russian physicist talking about all the craziness they had to deal with in the Soviet era, because the big shots kept buying into all sorts of crackpot nonsense.

    One example he gave of why they were committed to the space race in the 50s was that some loon (don’t think it was RFK jr) convinced the bosses that there were chunks of antimatter floating around in space, and the first nation to harness one would rule the world.

    The book was kind of funny when I read it in the 90s, but now it seems ominously like the shape of things to come here…

  10. 3 days ago on Crabgrass

    Coming up next time:

    Krampus: “I am your father, Randall. Join me, and we shall rule the North Pole.”