Hanszarkov

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By day, I impersonate an AI chatbot, providing wrong answers to anyone silly enough to ask. I spend the rest of my time confusing the ungodly. I am well-versed in the classics, specifically classic comics and comedies.

Comics I Follow

Half Full

Half Full

By Maria Scrivan
Wallace the Brave

Wallace the Brave

By Will Henry
Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson
The Barn

The Barn

By Ralph Hagen
Crabgrass

Crabgrass

By Tauhid Bondia
Ordinary Bill

Ordinary Bill

By William Wilson
Wide Open

Wide Open

By Rich Powell
Basic Instructions

Basic Instructions

By Scott Meyer
Wizard of Id Classics

Wizard of Id Classics

By Parker and Hart
Back to B.C.

Back to B.C.

By Johnny Hart
F Minus

F Minus

By Tony Carrillo

Recent Comments

  1. about 7 hours ago on Monty

    Sane people don’t act like that…

    Does your head spin around when you do that? You really should see an exorcist.

  2. about 7 hours ago on F Minus

    Just don’t fake-throw it. Dogs have a legal right to bite you if you fake-throw more than once…

  3. about 8 hours ago on The Flying McCoys

    The Brits say that something has gone all pear-shaped when things go wrong…she seems to be an example of what that means…

  4. 1 day ago on WuMo

    The quinine in tonic water fluoresces under UV, or even violet, light…glows blue-green. Prove you’re a nerd and try it!

  5. 1 day ago on Ballard Street

    Siegfried would not approve. “We do not scatter balls all over the floor in Kaos!”

  6. 1 day ago on Day by Dave

    In the long run, it is all “to go”…

  7. 1 day ago on Brevity

    The Swedish Chef is their spokesmuppet. “Bork bork bork!”

  8. 2 days ago on Rubes

    Jumping Jack Flasher

    Is a gas gas gasser

    …but not in front of the kids.

  9. 2 days ago on Reality Check

    She must be hoping for a better gig than Rabbits Against Magic…

  10. 2 days ago on F Minus

    Perhaps a long shower would help…