Most ridiculous character in Centerville, and that's saying a lot.
That hurts.
I don’t even get to star in the Sunday strip? Is that it? My big week of lameness is over, and I’m gone again for 11 months or more?
HEY!
You don’t want to know.
Now that would have been worth coming out of exile for!
YES!
I have a portable oxygen tank underneath all that.
For me it’s been more like writhing.
Who made me say that? This was not the best Halloween ever. It was the worst for me. Why couldn’t I just scare people with my ridiculous outfit?
At first I was thrilled to get a whole week to star. Now I realize it would have been better to been left out entirely.
That hurts.