Most ridiculous character in Centerville, and that's saying a lot.
Are you nuts? If I get anywhere near an open flame it’s all over. Especially with all these Montoni’s grease stains on my outfit.
YAY!!!!!!!!!
Yeah! He would be the best!
I’m available! They don’t let me do crap over at CS.
Yes! Me and my brother on stage back in the day. My crowning achievement. Now I’m resorted to haunting a crummy pizzeria once a year.
My crowning achievement!
I didn’t do it. I swear!
I’m right here.
Yes, thank you! Where is The Pizza Box Monster?
Where’s Cranky? Where’s Cranky? How come nobody asks where’s The Pizza Box Monster?!
Are you nuts? If I get anywhere near an open flame it’s all over. Especially with all these Montoni’s grease stains on my outfit.