You will when you sober up.
I remember my Dad’s ‘51 Chevy pickup truck. It had vacuum wipers. I used to disassemble them and soak the leather part in Neat’s foot oil to ressurect them.
Could be related to a trillion dollar deficit every 100 days.
Three choices: left parted, right parted, or departed.
The most important thing is do not put the lip balm back in your wife’s purse!!!
You will when you sober up.