Hoomans servant.
Check the local animal shelter! Sometimes Animal Control (La Migra) steals indoor/outdoor pets who are allowed to roam free.
Bruvver! Datty has wet legs for you to leek!
Magic Boy used to lick the shower water off of my legs. Drove my ex-fiancee nuts.
Merry meet. All hail the Queen of the May!
Hoomans servant.