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  1. about 22 hours ago on Stone Soup

    You can buy sets of 3 socks that don’t match.

  2. about 22 hours ago on The Lockhorns

    A store in my area had a TV outside of the woman’s dressing room. I thought it was a smart idea. Store was sold and the new owners took out the TV.

  3. 2 days ago on Grand Avenue

    I only use the dead bolts. If I leave, I have to have a key in my hand to lock the door.

  4. 2 days ago on The Buckets

    Family Thanksgiving Dinner: The meal was finished and all the food had been packed up except for the raw veggies. One of the kids went and grabbed a raw carrot and his dad yelled at him: “Don’t eat that, it will spoil your dessert”.

  5. 4 days ago on Peanuts

    “… and the rain, it raineth every day” — Shakespeare.

  6. 4 days ago on The Other Coast

    I went with a friend to pick up an air shipment at the freight terminal. The staff was busy trying to find a lost coffin, with occupant. They finally found it had been shipped to Bermuda. Might have been the best vacation trip the deceased ever got.

  7. 4 days ago on Grand Avenue

    A broom works better than a shovel to get fluffy snow off the walkway.

  8. 4 days ago on Garfield

    My Mom always made broccoli and Brussel sprouts together. We called it “trees and bushes”.

  9. 4 days ago on Flo and Friends

    Company safety class said you should use a golfer’s lift for this.

  10. 4 days ago on The Dinette Set

    Petites are for short women, not thin ones. Used to be under 5’2", but I think they’ve raised it to under 5’4". When I was a teenager, they used the odd numbers for petites and even for the regular. Now they just put a P on the size.