Believe everything happens for the better.
Good excuse to get new pants and sofa.
I learned to read English with a Russian accent.
Looks like normal cursive to me. I heard they don’t teach cursive in school anymore. That is my secret code for the younger generations.
In the end we are all just plant food. Pushing up Daisies.
Ever see a Zucchini stuck up your cars exhaust pipe?
We taste just like chicken.
Does not look like the Road Runner.
To be safe just use dry water.
The car dies after running thru a car wash. Tesla says no auto carwashes.
For Nuclear Physicist out there; Tires With a new half-life.
Good excuse to get new pants and sofa.