Don’t tell us, tell them!
I think you meant when ignorance was bliss.
No, but it can rent it.
I like the travel agents office – if you don’t fly first class your kids will.
Of course they were better. Gillian’s Island, Beverly Hillbillies, Brady Bunch, Partridge Family, Bewitched. It doesn’t get any better than that.
I thought it was the back room at TSA.
Is it any funnier in color?
As the cashier handed me my receipt the other day I said, oh that’s right, I forgot the toilet paper. She laughed.
When you’re in love every day is Valentine’s Day
In my neighborhood everyone knows to lock their car during zucchini season.
Don’t tell us, tell them!