maybe try a personal gift
not always. I can think of romantic things that are cheaper
there is no difference between escargot and snails
don’t be too sure… after all “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” is a saying for a reason
why did you blank it?
Uh, what about Hobbes?
eh, he actually has a point
I love Calvin’s comment: “You’re going to be a snack yourself!”
or the other way around
except the math
maybe try a personal gift