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1. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Bwahaha its true, last night she came out of hiding to warn me not to give out my personal info to the “dream hackers”^

   (as if i would fall for that old routine… the dream hacker was just showing me his cool 3D popup art notebook… i’m like 93% sure it wasn’t some kind of cyborg virus!)

   ^finger quotes

2. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I tried to do these “dream journals” but somebody kept swiping them… maybe it was pH

3. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Somehow, this ep is how my brain stores San Jose (but with cats and geese lurking around)

4. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   “companitors”^ sounds like the technical term for a couple of dirty kids flying a sign by the freeway exit

   ^finger quotes

5. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I think i saw this ep on “MEtub”^

   ^finger quotes

6. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   People said “totes”^ in 2013

   ^finger quotes

7. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   What about sweet tater tots? (are those a thing?)

8. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   One time a lady in santa monica accused me of trying to hack into Justin Bieber’s email for TMZ… i was actually just trying to hack into my OWN phone…

   i wonder if I’m like the unicorn paparazi?

9. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Where’s the phahuni/hasbro monopoly deal already? seems like that should have been an obvy 2018 target item…

   it’s not too late is it? I’ll burn down nickolodean if i have to!

10. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Move me there while yer at it