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- about 1 hour ago on Luann
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about 1 hour ago
on Non Sequitur
In your head, Comrade… In your head… rent free.
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about 1 hour ago
on Calvin and Hobbes
Oops… The Count misjudged his audience. Once you’ve had your brain washed did they iron it, too?
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about 1 hour ago
on Non Sequitur
Conspiracy theory fake news, Richie. You’re better than that. You have no idea how it’s going to work out. Two heads better than one, two people cut through the work quicker… gonna take awhile to dismantle the racist DEI stuff and undo the Bidenomics and ridiculous barrel of Kool Aid that was Climate Change and the Green New Deal. That money can be put to far better use for the American people elsewhere.
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about 2 hours ago
on Non Sequitur
In your head… In your head… President Donald J Trump and Our Be❤️ed Count live in your head… Hasta la vista, baby.
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about 2 hours ago
on Luann
Maybe a tad bit envious. Just sayin’ : )
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about 2 hours ago
on Pearls Before Swine
Let’s leave Jimmy Carter out of this.
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about 2 hours ago
on Non Sequitur
But, hey, what do 75,889,643 voters and 213 Electoral votes know, eh? As well as the majority of the Senate and House. Face it, skippy, Dim Bulb Harris and Wolznuts and their moronically run campaign was the most epic fail in the history of American presidential elections. While the door at the border will soon be sealed, it will open outward. Why don’t you use it?
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about 3 hours ago
on Luann
Obviously the point of the comment completely missed you.
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about 3 hours ago
on Calvin and Hobbes
To be honest (as The Count always is unless just fooling around) The Count is… quite happy, thank you. Shortly before the election I had told a decades long Liberal friend that I gave Kamala an 85% chance of winning and went to bed tossing and turning with anxiety nightmare. Don’t watch election votes being counted, simply read the results the next morning. At 1:14 received a text (my text alert is a rooster crowing which woke The Count) from a fellow Conservative Patriot that simply said “Praise God!!!!”. Didn’t follow up and not sure what she meant. Back to bed for more angst. Got up the next morning, turned on the computer for the new version of coffee and the morning paper. Fox News homepage. The Count simply could not believe it. And The Count’s joy continued until this morning when The House was declared Republican. The trifecta of President, Senate and House and POTS by a virtual landslide. The Count still sticks with the Fox News comment about so many people being out and out lied to and misled by the Liberal media via “Tell a Lie Often Enough and it Becomes True”. Scary proof here in that hundreds of thousands of good people were believing a horse was really a cow. The Count will also thinks they will eventually come to believe things are much, much better with lower inflation, lower taxes, jump started economy, more security and law enforcement, deportation of criminals and a secure border… etc than they ever were with… “Bidenomics”. The Count’s main and virtually only source of the voice of the Liberal in the street has been the comments here. And they are scary, boy howdy. And still are. But thank you for the soapbox. God Bless America and God Bless Us, Every One. Back to the funny papers.
Dilly! Dilly! : )