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1. about 1 hour ago on Big Nate

   why is everyone saying rip

2. about 1 hour ago on Big Nate

   o

3. about 1 hour ago on Big Nate

   Mom: But when I got it at the store, it was…

   Dad: Oop! Gotta go. Bye. relieved sigh Don’t try that ice cream, little kitty!

   Little kitty: WHY?

   Dad: That is vape air ice cream!

   Little kitty: WHAT’S a VAPE?

   Dad: Vaping is when someone inhales vapor with nicotine in it, and they die!

   Little kitty: Got it. I never liked my life anyway. Eats vape air ice cream and dies

   Dad: Looks like little kitty

   died from vape!

   Let’s sing the don’t vape song!

   Key of G!

   Piano player: Which one is G again?

   Dad: Uh… beats me.

   Piano player: Everyone knows… G is for vape, so I vape to find G!

   Dad: NO, DON—

   But it’s too late. Piano player is dead.

   Dad: Okay, uh… glockenspiel player?

   Violin player: We don’t have one.

   Dad: Okay, how about you, Violin va- i mean player? Key of G!

   Violin player: Everyone knows… G is for vape, so I vape to find G!

   Dad: NO, DON—

   But it’s too late. Violin player is dead.

   EMERGENCY MEETING————

   Vape: It wasn’t me!

   Caller: Ok. You’re innocent. Which one of you killed him?

   Mac and cheese: I have fed him every Sunday night for 47 years of his life. I can’t POSSIBLY have killed him.

   Caller: What proof do you have?

   Mac and cheese: What proof am I SUPPOSED to have?

   Caller: Haha you don’t have any proof!

   Mac and cheese: Close. @Vape

   Vape: What?

   Mac and cheese: Kill this man.

   Caller: Uh… hic i’ll just be going along now…

   Vape: Smooth.

   Mac and cheese: I do what I can. Also, for the record, he didn’t like this comment. Only YOU can be nice and like the comment!

4. about 2 hours ago on Big Nate

   yes. YES. YES! THE DAPHNE ARC IS OVER!

5. about 15 hours ago on Big Nate

   For some reason, to me, this is sort of sad.

6. about 15 hours ago on Big Nate

   oh no…

7. about 15 hours ago on Big Nate

   “whippet?”