One thing I agree with Sterling about. We, as a species, suck. We’re literally causing another mass extinction, we’re destroying the planet, and we can’t even get along with our own species.
We have a 30-foot hill at my school. When it snows a lot (like it tends to do here in Michigan), they have a shack filled with sleds for us to use. Even though we’re not supposed to, someone always builds a jump, and you can get a good 5-10 seconds of air time depending on how fast you’re going and where the jump is. When you land though, you’re probably going to get run over or have your feet swept out from under you. But it’s worth it.
Why can’t toasters ever toast the bread right? I swear the designers do that on purpose.