No Officer, his head always looked like the bottom of the frying pan.
Issues at a multi generational, multi sibling family dinner? Depends on who voted for whom last week. Break out the popcorn.
Oh! We’re sorry, there was a mistake at the printers. That should read a “Full 0.05%”
Which is worse Len, dying from sleep apnea or being hounded to death by your wife?
Ed’s taking him to the lounge for snacks and a soda.
Raked and mowed last Tuesday, Wednesday it started snowing. We now have over two feet in the yard. Yay?
Because they were not cowards.
Not the flavor, not the yummy buttery fats, not the color, just the overcooked texture. Big glop of adult baby food.
Didn’t know you needed a CDL for that! Missed my calling back when mine was valid I guess. ;-)
Sad but true, IMHO. And watching USA corporations scrambling to move production to other countries or even back to USA shores to avoid potential tarrifs.
No Officer, his head always looked like the bottom of the frying pan.