Gumby?
Apparently he’s never seen the Three Stooges. A parrot is likely to climb into the turkey and walk around.
Ohio is a parallel universe?
I have a standard food item that I use to fill in the gap.
I thought there might be a connection — some pretty high-profile items being pilfered. Were they in on the Graceland scam?
Next time we see Peterson he’ll be in a black suit and sunglasses.
Time for a walkabout, and that’s the dinkum oil.
… speaking as a former newspaperman …
Same with the corporate media
Da-n the fourth wall! Full steam ahead!
Gumby?