2026: “Mr. President, Russia has launched nuclear weapons at us. We must respond immediately.” “Fake news! Putin is my friend, I sent him face masks when Americans couldn’t find any. He would never aim at me. Besides, he would only go after people eating our cats and dogs. Put some music on so I can listen for 39 minutes and do the weave.”
The island of paradise will only get smaller if climate change is real and the oceans rise. Everyone on the volcano island knows that climate change is fake news.
A con artist know a good con when he sees it.