Recent Comments

1. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   After a note home from Mrs. Wormwood and the Principle, I think Mom & Dad will be changing Calvin’s name to “CALVIN THE PUNISHED”!

2. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Whatever happened to those dime store “hate you” Valentines, on thin colored paper, with an appropriate selection of “verses” … like, for example: “Your hair is all greasey, you look like a floosey. Whenever I see you, I get really woozie.” “Unsigned” Calvin would like to deliver one like that to Susie to counter what Good Calvin is making.

3. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Mom is going to faint if she sees Calvin and his good clone side by side, and poor Dad might have to call the Fire Department to help revive her. Dad isn’t going to be real happy to learn that he has to deal with 2 Calvins at home!

4. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Mom is totally psyched out and can’t figure this out. Calvin wants some prunes so he will be totally occupied on the pot and miss the school bus. That way, he won’t have to return the note from Mrs. Wormwood, about his terrible classroom conduct, that Mom never saw or signed because Hobbes ate it. And that is also why Hobbes has been in hiding so far. Mrs Wormwood will surely telephone Mom to spill all of Calvin’s beans.

5. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Mom, stop reading that book and start looking for the hidden note from Mrs. Wormwood! Her note is probably asking you to come to school for a teacher conference about Calvin’s uncontrollable classroom behavior.

6. about 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   From Dad’s expression, it seems clear that he got interrupted while working on his Federal Income Tax. Lucky, Calvin is deductible! Sorry, Hobbes, you’re not.

7. over 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Lets keep all “commercial” messages out of a comics blog. We’re not buying anything from lili245 or her post b2bjordans.com. Maybe lili245 was trying to become a member of Calvin & Hobbs’ new “G.R.O.S.S.” club. Sorry Lili, you can’t join up!

8. over 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Note to algurka: The aliens we have now are, for the most part, illegal. Some work for money to send home, and a large percentage, live on food stamps, free medical care, local government assistance, and federal tax credits w/out tax payments.

9. about 15 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Dad needs to give Calvin a good smack on the seat of the pants every once in a while - just to get his attention on who is running the show in his household!