Recent Comments

1. 11 days ago on Speed Bump

   I don’t think you know what that means.

2. 21 days ago on Speed Bump

   Yes. And when his supporters find themselves to be his victims, they’ll shake their heads and (if they have an ounce of self-reflection) say, “I didn’t think that if I voted for the Panthers Eating Your Face Party that panthers would actually eat MY face!”

3. 21 days ago on Speed Bump

   Bill Cosby should have been arrested for that joke.

4. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   There’s only one choice. Choose the one of the two primary candidates (Putin employee Jill Stein and brain-starved Bob Kennedy are just grotesquries) who hasn’t been found guilty of multiple felonies — vote for KAMALA HARRIS.

5. about 2 months ago on Randolph Itch, 2 a.m.

   “But you can’t fool Mom.” Little Rascals quote.

6. about 2 months ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Germans say that when a Nazi sits a table of nine people, there are now ten Nazis at the table. Tя☭mp, an actual American fascist, has made his plans to end American democracy so plain that anyone who votes for him is as guilty of treason as he is.

7. about 2 months ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   It’s too late to humanize Tя☭mp.

8. about 2 months ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Every plan he has is vying for the distinction.

9. 6 months ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   “Spamarama” in Austin, TX, has a much longer history than the event in CA.

10. 7 months ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    This is nothing. DJT eats two Big Macs AND a McFish sandwich (or whatever they’re called) every day. The two of them must smell a lot alike.