Jackie Gleason was making a bet on who had the largest member, Forrest Tucker or Milton Berle. When Milton demurred, Jackie said, “Milton, just take out enough to win.”
Office supply stores still sell thumbtacks. Staples, Office Depot, etc. Where do you think wrestlers get bags full of thumbtacks to spread in the ring and slam their opponents on?
You’ll get hauled away for electioneering.