I remember a men’s cologne called “Toilet Water” when I was a boy. The bottle was shaped like a toilet & even had a little plastic seat that flipped up & down.
In the NFC Championship game on January 20, 2008, The Green Bay Packers took on the New York Giants at Lambeau Field. At game time it was −1° F (−18° C) & windy. They reported the wind-chill factor was around -20° F.
We had the best seats in the house, our living room with a new big-screen TV & the fireplace going!
In wearing teal-colored shirts & ties I have gotten many compliments from women, so now I make it a point to wear those colors at work & in meetings where I expect to be interacting with them.
@Leroy The Serta counting sheep said they were in for tearing a man limb-from-limb!