Cockroach “milk” and cockroach “flour” have become legal in the EU (I don’t know if it’s the same in the US), so, yes, cockroaches may be in the kitchen and, no, not in the way you would like.
In the old days, you could offer a seat to a lady and nobody was offended. Las time I tried to, I got a rude answer. My bad, I mistook that woman for a lady.
Why would a dog need a phone?