Nestle’ has long been rumored to use material from aborted babies to test and enhance its products, especially CoffeeMate non-dairy creamer. So, you’re spot-on with the babies and evil comments!
Likeable fruitcake depends a LOT on the recipe and the baker. My Grandmom made fruitcakes, soaked in rum or bourbon, and they were delicious. Gotta dig out her recipe and bake some myself…
Screen calls with Caller ID and an answering machine. Make frequent use of the paper shredder. When a call inadvertently gets through, do not engage, just hang up.
If Grany Sourpuss is anything like my Dear Mama’, you can snark all you want around her, and she’ll NEVER get the joke/reference.