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By Darby Conley

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6 days ago on Bloom County

The farm thing was so weird in the 80s. We produce(d) food so well that the government paid farmers NOT to grow something, just to keep things good. Meanwhile, banks started not loaning to farmers, calling loans in, generally making things miserable for the growers.
9 days ago on Bloom County

Oh no, I absolutely realize that. Doesn’t mean every single time there has to be a “I hate Trump” or “I Hate Libs” diatribe. It gets old.
Yes, I understand as well that I don’t have to read the comments.
10 days ago on Bloom County

Aaand there it is. Took a little longer than usual, but there’s the political post. :D
11 days ago on Bloom County

Wow, we can’t even have a mildly funny MJ reference come up without it becoming a political statement. C’mon people – The election is over. We all lost as Americans. But then, we would have all lost if the other side won.
Let’s make fun of an 80s dead guy!
13 days ago on Bloom County

Everyone mentioning here how Russia was never a communist state, nor China, is the exact reason Communism will never work. In its purest form, I can see Communism being a good thing. The trouble is, no human ever, save one, has ever been pure. Any Communist state will become corrupted.
Same with “Democracy,” as we like to pretend we have here in the States. Or Republic. Or any other government style save Fascism. With Fascism, they make no bones about what they are and believe. It’s god-awful, and the worst government idea ever, but once control was gained (I’m thinking of Germany, of course), everyone knew what to expect.
With the States, at least we have the ability to air grievances as a people. As flawed as our government is, flawed enough to almost make me an Anarchist, at least we have the ability to write what everyone is writing here. Think back to how it was in the 60s/70s/80s in Russia. Do you think we could get away with this chat line?
17 days ago on Bloom County

well, as I understand, people at the poverty line wouldn’t be taxed at all.
I can’t speak for the billionaires, but if I were a billionaire and they wanted to tax me at a 75% tax rate, I believe I’d move to another place that, you know, didn’t.
17 days ago on Bloom County

Flat Tax FTW
17 days ago on Bloom County

Pretty sure the rich ARE Taxed.
20 days ago on Bloom County

Eww, the American Political System.
20 days ago on Bloom County

It’s a shame this diatribe turned into name-calling and passive aggressive comments. It really was getting quite interesting up that point. :/