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Bloom County

By Berkeley Breathed

Get Fuzzy

By Darby Conley

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11 days ago on Bloom County

1987? Likely Moonlighting. Or Golden Girls. Or the last Vestiges of Miami Vice
18 days ago on Bloom County

Not a fan of his politics, but he was a good man – likely his downfall. Politics and Nice don’t share the same bed – one or the other gets kicked out at some point.
19 days ago on Bloom County

As a Floridian, I agree!
25 days ago on Bloom County

I understand; however, I always vote my conscience. Yes, it can be considered throwing away my vote, but I couldn’t vote for Trump. I certainly couldn’t vote for Harris. So, I voted for the person who most closely matched my views (Libertarian). I get why this can be considered a wasted vote, but if enough people are fed up with the crap generated by the 2-party system, perhaps change can begin.
27 days ago on Bloom County

Voting along party lines seems so… I dunno, lazy I guess. Assuming a person is the right person to vote for based strictly on a letter by their name is naive at best.
about 1 month ago on Bloom County

And keep my morals intact! It’s a fair trade.
about 1 month ago on Bloom County

Easy answer – buck the 2-party system and vote your conscience!
about 2 months ago on Bloom County

then again, so will tattoos.
about 2 months ago on Bloom County

It’s possible he meant the he would choke on a Mars Bar. We can only hope.
about 2 months ago on Bloom County

Same here – My music collection ranges from Abba to Zappa. In between are soundtracks, classical pieces, Hair Metal, pop, rap, etc. Sticking to one genre seems… boring.