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1. about 15 years ago on Daddy's Home

   Boy + girl on a dark atic… Dad waiting on dark atic…. Time to move stuff to the basement.

2. about 15 years ago on Daddy's Home

   Case in point: I smell burnt paper - go into son’s room and ask wha you are burning. Son - “noth’n” me - I smell smoke and burnt paper - did you burn paper? Son - “nope” (staring straight at my face) me - one more chance - what were you burning? son - “I did not burn anything” me - come with me (I close his door and wait 2 minutes) me - (open the room and walk in with him, the room stinks of burnt paper) So, do you smell that? Son - “yeah?” me - it’s the only room that smells like paper was burning. Now lie to my face again and tell me you were not burning paper. Son - “I did not burn any paper” me - (exhasperated) You are lying, why does it smell like burnt paper? Son - “A piece of paper ‘synched’ as I used it to insulate a piece of wire that I placed between the poles on a battery”

   I could strangle him…..

3. about 15 years ago on Daddy's Home

   My problem at home is that a cup of coffee does not cure her “moods”

4. about 15 years ago on Daddy's Home

   They could join AAA in New York and get a free Snuggle Blanket! They’ll be safe on the road for a whole year knowing AAA is there - only a phonecall away. Visit AAA.com and see if you live in their area. Hey kid, tell you dad about the free snuggle!