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Imagine a burglar breaks into your friend’s house. Your friend and the burglar are wrestling, and the friend calls for your help. The burglar is a lot bigger and stronger, but despite that can’t seem to get the upper hand. Your friend calls for you and asks you to hand him a baseball bat or something else to help him defeat the burglar. Instead you give your friend a toothpick. When the toothpick breaks you give your friend a small plastic spoon. Then you change your mind (ie get a new government) and suddenly decide that the burglar is a lot bigger and stronger, so will win in the long run. So you take your friend’s arm, bend it behind his back, take away his plastic spoon, hand over the television and car keys to the burglar as long as he promises to stop stealing more stuff… and then you claim that you have solved the situation. Nobel peace prizes for everyone!
braindead Premium Member about 10 hours ago
All Trump Disciples believe he is a great businessman and a stable genius.
Baarorso about 9 hours ago
His multiple bankruptcies are the main reason I didn’t vote for him in the first place. That showed he wasn’t very good at business.
Argythree about 8 hours ago
His two best friends – a dictator/murderer and human wrecking ball – show he is an unstable dunce and not a very nice guy…
markkahler52 about 5 hours ago
Ukraine has no more cards to play because they’ve had them all shot outta their hands!!
SNVBD about 5 hours ago
Imagine a burglar breaks into your friend’s house. Your friend and the burglar are wrestling, and the friend calls for your help. The burglar is a lot bigger and stronger, but despite that can’t seem to get the upper hand. Your friend calls for you and asks you to hand him a baseball bat or something else to help him defeat the burglar. Instead you give your friend a toothpick. When the toothpick breaks you give your friend a small plastic spoon. Then you change your mind (ie get a new government) and suddenly decide that the burglar is a lot bigger and stronger, so will win in the long run. So you take your friend’s arm, bend it behind his back, take away his plastic spoon, hand over the television and car keys to the burglar as long as he promises to stop stealing more stuff… and then you claim that you have solved the situation. Nobel peace prizes for everyone!
stevesabe about 3 hours ago
and all outher busineses he tried, but fell to make money…
P51Strega about 2 hours ago
tRump isn’t negotiating peace, he’s working out terms of surrender.
Dobber Premium Member about 1 hour ago
To all our former friends in the world, we apologize for the malignant disease in the White House.