Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for November 25, 2019

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    gopher gofer  over 5 years ago

    bing badda boom…?

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Fred”. They all get named “Fred”. (Well, except the “George”.)

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    Kip W  over 5 years ago

    Mr. Epitome

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    tims145  over 5 years ago

    Easy, call it the “onomatopoeiatron”, rolls right off the tongue and looks good on the box. Actually I am sort of fond of the sound of “Onomatopoeiamatic”

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    Black4dder  over 5 years ago

    My sister named a stuffed hippo for her daughter, “Eponymous Hippo”. That child was probably the only six year old who knew what ‘eponymous’ meant.

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    When I was a little bitty boy

    My grandmother bought me a cute little toy

    Silver bells hangin’ on a string

    She told me it was my ding a ling

    .

    [Chorus]

    My ding a ling, my ding a ling

    I want to play with my ding a ling

    My ding a ling, my ding a ling

    I want to play with my ding a ling

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