Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 04, 2011

Thank goodness the squirrel was there to explain the joke. It might’ve been funny otherwise.

Of course he was, but you were the one he could catch. I’ve heard that before.

Don’t believe him, osifer, he’s a liar an’ a cheeta……☻

Don’t you know…? Cheetah’s never prosper!

What’s the difference between a cheater and a cheetah?A cheater is a cunning rat and a cheetah is a running cat.

Of course the cat got the ticket—the other fellow is gnu here.

And the differenced between a cat and a comma is that a cat has claws at the end of its paws, while a comma has a pause at the end of its clause.