Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 14, 2012

  1. Black lion
    PICTO  almost 12 years ago

    How drunk do you have to be to put the move on Santa’s wife.

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  2. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Riiiiight!

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    gerlock  almost 12 years ago

    That’s her story and she’s sticking to it!

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    gordrogb Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    He calls he wife “Mrs Claus”? Well, I guess it makes sense since we have never learned her first name. I think “Sandy” would work.

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    blackman2732  almost 12 years ago

    Over the years, Santa’s “North Pole” became a “South Pole.” He wasn’t “blitzen” her anymore so she went out for some “X-mas cheer.”

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  6. Huey
    blackman2732  almost 12 years ago

    By the way, Santa received a jail sentence for attempting to “sleigh” the imposter.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I think “Kats” would be a much better first name for Mrs. Claus.

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