Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 19, 2013

Now we know what the little dog was really laughing about.

If cows could fly, we would all have to carry umbrellas.

horse poop tastes better- ask any dog!

Sorry, but a dose of astronomical realiy is needed: The cow burned up on re-entry.

Hey diddle diddleI’m watching my middleI hope to whittle it soon.But eating’s such fun,I won’t get it done’Til my dish runs away with my spoon.

You can’t smell the stink in outer space… (unless it’s IN your suit!)

Now it’s a moon pie.