Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 10, 2014

Copy that.

The machine talks like Barry White

I’ve used that copier before.

But first, let’s play a round of Find the Paper. Opps! Ha ha. Not where I said it was jammed. Try again.

That was our old machine. The new one is just always moody.

The one I used jammed up so often, I was always on my knees trying to fix it…. I named it Layla.

as I said to a co-worker this morning “I’m sorry. Your computer hates you.”he went for coffee and upon his return, the computer was in a better mood.